Favorite missing book quotes → Ron’s dueling advice
#But can you imagine if James had still been alive?#A letter arrives from Hogwarts saying Harry was caught out of bed after curfew and has detention#and then a letter from Harry arrives explaining that he had to do it#because he had to beat Draco in a duel.#And Lily reads it and just sits there with her head on their kitchen table going ‘oh god why did I have a child with you’#while James dances around the house singing about how amazing their son is.#Harry gets a reply a few days later#a letter from his Mum saying she’s disappointed and those rules are there to keep him safe and he should obey them#(Hermione reads that over his shoulder and practically cheers)#and from James#a gigantic box of chocolate frogs and a pack of stinkbombs or something with a note saying ‘for Draco’ (via thankyouforyourcooperation)
so I was cleaning my room and noticed something familiar
I nominate this post for some kind of award
Is anyone gonna point out that cas is a unicorn
what kind of creature is dean
Fifteen hundred people went into the sea when Titanic sank from under us. There were twenty lifeboats floating nearby, and only one came back. One. Six were saved from the water, myself included. Six, out of fifteen hundred. Afterward, the seven hundred people in the boats had nothing to do but wait. Wait to die. Wait to live. Wait for an absolution, that would never come.
NEVER BRING THIS POST BACK AGAIN I WILL NOT SUFFER ONCE MORE
Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
Biphobic microaggressions (yeah that may be a bit of an understatement) alllll over the place
Season 2 better account for this shit
(Also I’m really like not okay with the amount of reblogs and likes this has without any criticism, a lot seem to be coming from lgbtlaugh’s reblog of this. this gifset is clearly set up to be like “SEE THEY’RE RIGHT DON’T TRUST THOSE ICKY
"STRAIGHT PEOPLE"BISEXUALS!!!” and uh……. wow wtf)
YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen
omg these quotes are beyond perfect
Is every single book you’ve ever read
That’s it. This is my next tattoo.